By now, Twitter users should know not to go after Pink, because she will roast you with her comeback.
One hater just learned that. When they tweeted, “Wow Pink looks so old that should be named Purple instead,” Pink was ready with a lengthy response.
“You must be from la,” she wrote. “Well, there are a few people left in the world that choose to age naturally. And I’ve earned every f***ing minute of my 38 years. How you lookin though? Cause I never heard of ya til you put my name in your mouth. I shall call you little purple troll.”
The mother of two added, “I am of the mindset that it’s a blessing to grow old. That if your face has lines around your eyes and mouth it means you’ve laughed a lot. I pray I look older in 10 years, cause that will mean I’m alive.”
When a fan replied, “Cant wait to see you when you’re 80. And if you’re still doing aerial stunts, all the better,” Pink responded, “You know I will! I’ll call it ‘the wrinkles and rolls tour.'”
Pink may not be touring at age 80, though, if her two children have anything to say about it. Earlier this week, the singer was quoted in Redbook magazine saying, “When touring stops working for the kids, if they decide they just want to be home and have a normal life, whatever that means, I’ll stop, because they are by far the priority.”
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